The Read Receipt Cap (aka ‘Seen & Ignored’ Edition)
Silence speaks louder — especially in text form. Seen & Ignored is your official cap for practicing selective communication with style.
Pre-distressed for that “emotionally unavailable but thriving” look, this hat keeps your message clear: you saw it, you’re just not replying. Ideal for introverts, quiet texters, and anyone who considers ghosting a form of self-care.
Why It’s Worth Owning:
- 100% cotton twill = breathable fabric for quietly judging in comfort
- Six-panel design + curved visor = peak resting-unimpressed face coverage
- Adjustable strap with metal slider = fits all heads, even overthinking ones
- Distressed finish = that “effortless” look without actually putting in any effort
- Lightweight & comfy enough to wear all day (aka while ignoring calls)
How to Keep It Alive:
- Spot clean with warm water + dish soap — no full-on laundry commitment
- Air dry, because tossing it in the wash is asking for regrets
- Distressing ages better the more you ghost plans
