The Read Receipt Tote (aka ‘Seen & Ignored’ Edition)
Polite acknowledgment? Achieved. Further engagement? Denied. Seen & Ignored is your quiet power move turned into a carryall — confident, minimal, and just the right amount of petty.
Perfect for grocery runs, solo coffee trips, or ghosting in public. Strong enough for daily use, subtle enough to keep your peace — it’s not avoidance, it’s emotional efficiency.
Why It’s Worth Owning:
- 100% polyester = sturdy enough to carry your life, but light enough for quick exits - Boxed corners + reinforced stitching = can hold way more than your social battery - Multiple handle colors + sizes = pick your level of anti-social aesthetic - Durable fabric = sarcasm stays bold, even after a hundred “grocery store is my club” runs
How to Keep It Alive:
- Spot clean with warm water & detergent (effort level: low) - Air dry because this bag deserves better than a spin cycle - Pre-treat stains if you spill coffee — or call it “artistic grunge” and move on
