The Quiet Judgment Cap (aka ‘Silently Judging You’ Edition)
No words needed — your hat says it all. Silently Judging You is the go-to accessory for introverts, observers, and anyone who’s perfected the art of quiet evaluation.
Pre-distressed for that “seen enough” look, this cap pairs perfectly with coffee in hand, side-eyes in progress, and your general aura of calm superiority. Comfortable, versatile, and just judgmental enough.
Why It’s Worth Owning:
- 100% cotton twill = breathable fabric for quietly judging in comfort
- Six-panel design + curved visor = peak resting-unimpressed face coverage
- Adjustable strap with metal slider = fits all heads, even overthinking ones
- Distressed finish = that “effortless” look without actually putting in any effort
- Lightweight & comfy enough to wear all day (aka while ignoring calls)
How to Keep It Alive:
- Spot clean with warm water + dish soap — no full-on laundry commitment
- Air dry, because tossing it in the wash is asking for regrets
- Distressing ages better the more you ghost plans
