Silently Judging You Fleece Hoodie – Funny Sarcastic Hoodie for Introverts & People Watchers

The Quiet Judgment Hoodie (aka ‘Silently Judging You’ Edition)
For when your face says everything your mouth refuses to. Silently Judging You is the hoodie equivalent of a raised eyebrow — calm, cozy, and mildly unimpressed.

It’s made for people who observe quietly, sip their coffee slowly, and keep mental score while pretending to meditate. Equal parts comfort and subtle shade, this fleece is your daily reminder that silence can, in fact, be loud.

Why It’s Worth Owning:

- Two-piece hood = maximum “do not perceive me” energy
- Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit for tense personalities
- Kangaroo pocket = prime real estate for snacks or hiding your phone from notifications
- Soft cotton-poly fleece = cozy warmth without clinginess (boundaries, people)
- Ethically made in certified facilities (because we ghost people, not the planet)

How to Keep It Alive:

- Machine wash cold (like your heart in a group setting)
- Tumble dry low (lazy-proof, again)
- No ironing, no dry cleaning — if it wrinkles, it’s just part of your vibe
- Bleach only if absolutely necessary (but honestly, nah)