Three Horns Zero Patience Tee

The Hard Limit Tee (aka 'Three Horns. Zero Patience.' Edition)

The triceratops came equipped — three horns, a metre of bony frill, and absolutely no appetite for nonsense. Three Horns. Zero Patience. is for the person whose tolerance ran out somewhere around the second small-talk question and isn't coming back. Fully armoured, firmly planted, and entirely done pretending to be interested. It's not looking for a fight. It just wants everyone to know that one is very much available if they keep pushing.

Why It's Worth Owning:

• Soft ring-spun cotton = the only soft thing about the whole arrangement
• Tear-away label = one fewer irritation, and the tolerance for those is already gone
• No side seams = nothing to fray while you hold your ground
• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape under pressure, which is more than can be said for your patience
• Durable white-on-dark print — a clear warning, visible well before anyone gets close enough to test it

How to Keep It Alive:

• Machine wash cold — keep things calm; the temper's short enough already
• Tumble dry low — no heat, no escalation
• Iron low only if you must — push it and the creases win
• Skip the bleach — there's nothing here that needs softening
• Do not dry clean — that's a request, and requests are exactly what ran the patience out